Ottolf’s Nevermissing Ale

During his years of adventuring, the wizard Ottolf always gave himself a moment to spend a while at a tavern in order to taste the local spirits. However, his sense of direction was particularly absent, so he had to make up a spell to assist him.

School transmutation; Level bard 0, sorcerer/wizard 1
Casting Time 1 minute per target
Components V, M
Range touch
Effect one bottle per caster level or similar container weighting up to 2lb
Duration 1 day/level
Saving Throw none; Spell Resistance no

After an ill-aimed pint toss at a certain tavern later to be known as The House of Flying Beer, Ottolf thought of a way to avoid further wasting of precious liquor. In order to cast Ottolf’s Nevermissing Ale, the caster must hold a non-magical bottle, glass or similar container weighting no more than 2 pounds for a minute, while pouring inside a mixture of wine, mead and feathers. As many as 1 container per caster level may be simultaneously targeted by this spell, though the casting time is increased accordingly. Containers subject to Ottolf’s Nevermissing Ale that are filled with liquid may be thrown in any manner and direction without spilling its content unless drank. Furthermore, before throwing it, whomever is holding the container may designate a target within 20 feet, who will find it landing safely within grasp (the target must be willing and aware of the toss, otherwise the container simply falls standing on the closest surface, without spilling). If the container is broken, subject to Dispel Magic or filled with clean water or milk, the spell immediately ends. Material Component: Enough wine and mead to fill the contained, and two feathers from any bird.

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